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Post by qb on Jan 26, 2006 21:15:04 GMT -5
Original post by Lead Investigator:Oh, hands down -- "While you were reading faces, he was reading your package!" That being said, I've heard "Death by Chi-Chi" a dozen times at the bar this week.
Do you work there or just hang out there? Either way, you ought to suggest to management that they come up with a drink called "Death by Chi Chi" for The Shield fans.
What would you suggest it be made of? (I know this is going to get some great suggestions!)
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Post by qb on Jan 26, 2006 21:16:52 GMT -5
If we ever have a gathering, maybe we can try some of these!
Hmmm, I think a "Death by Chi Chi" should be a combination of Tequila, Hot Damn, Kahlua, Louisian hot sauce and a dash of black pepper.
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Post by jimmycracker on Jan 26, 2006 21:56:19 GMT -5
How about a glass from that "mayonnaise" collector in The Spread?
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Post by bobert404 on Jan 27, 2006 21:45:35 GMT -5
I'll take a round of C.C.'s death by Chi Chi drinks for The Shield Rap Fans plus a Jimmycracker special for EddieKay!
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Post by Teri on Jan 28, 2006 0:43:44 GMT -5
Make it a contest, CC - Then you and the other admins can make them all, try them, and tell us which one is the best! Ok, yeah, that sounds like a good way to get alcohol poisoning, but damn that'd be fun!
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Post by badcop187 on Jan 28, 2006 7:29:10 GMT -5
Can any one retell the joke? I was not paying attention when shane told it, cause I was watching everything else going on.
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Post by qb on Jan 28, 2006 10:02:41 GMT -5
Can any one retell the joke? I was not paying attention when shane told it, cause I was watching everything else going on. Are you kidding?? #roflao#
Ok, sorry. There is a much shorter version of that joke, which is not nearly as hilarious as Shane's version. Shane was stretching it out as cover for the keyboard conversation, of course.
What made that scene a total Shield classic is the intense but highly secretive discussion between all of them about their worst crisis ever--all the while Shane babbling in the background about castration, sodomy, etc. I laughed so hard I had tears running down my cheeks!
I am afraid, hon, you probably have to wait for the DVD to get Shane's version... but maybe someone else here will give you the one minute version.
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Post by Maggie1956 on Feb 8, 2006 21:23:51 GMT -5
This isn't specifically Shield related, but there's a sweet drink involving Sloe Gin, Southern Comfort, and Orange Juice. I'd love it if Vic gave me a "Sloe Comfortable Screw," as they're called.
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Post by axeman61 on Feb 19, 2006 2:50:05 GMT -5
Can any one retell the joke? I was not paying attention when shane told it, cause I was watching everything else going on. This is paraphrasing, but... These three explorers get lost in the woods and get caught by this indian tribe. The chief tells the first guy "you can either choose Chi-Chi or death." Chi-Chi it is. A group of tribesmen ass-rape the guy, cut off his dick and balls, and sends him off. The second guy gets the same choice. Unaware of what happened to contestant #1, It's Chi-Chi for him too. Same stuff happens. The third guy is big and macho. When asked, he opts for death. All the men in the tribe almost kick off a damn celebration... "Death by Chi-Chi!" That's nowhere near as long as Shane told it, but it gets the gist. I'd probably name a drink Armadillo, assuming it gets your face hot for some reason.
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Post by Dead Armenian on Feb 19, 2006 17:27:18 GMT -5
I'm thinking about a "Mara" - probably a variation on the Bloody Mary, with extra pepper/tabasco and plenty of tomato acidity to make it harsh...and a mandatory TWO olives impaled on a skewer (you figure out the symbolism).
A Kavanaugh would need to be something like an Irish Coffee: big, syrupy and sweet (plenty of Bailey's or something like that) but plenty of whisky masked by the sugar...it would go down all smooth and easy and then knock you on your ass.
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Post by jimmycracker on Feb 19, 2006 23:46:15 GMT -5
How about a Tina? It's a glass of bland water.
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Post by SMOKE-DOG on May 19, 2006 1:24:21 GMT -5
"DEATH BY CHI-CHI" drink suggestions. I listed them with the names that I know them as. "ADIOS m*therf*cker" 1 1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur 1 1/2 oz gin 1 1/2 oz rum 1 1/2 oz tequila 1 1/2 oz vodka 2 oz sweet and sour mix 1 oz Sprite soda Shake alcohols and sweet & sour mix, Serve on the rocks, and top-off with Sprite. "CEMENT MIXER" also known as a BLOW-JOB REVENGE at www.drinksmixer.com/1 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream 1 1/2 oz Rose's Sweetened Lime Juice Pour into separate shot glasses. Take the shot of Bailey's first, then take shot of Rose's Sweetened Lime Juice swish it around in your mouth and swallow. "IRISH CAR BOMB"3/4 oz Bailey's Irish cream 1 glass Guinness stout 3/4 oz whiskey Combine Irish cream and whiskey in a shot glass. Drop shot into a glass of Guinness and drink quickly.
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Post by icy on May 19, 2006 11:30:57 GMT -5
Man, I almost hurled on that cement mixer drink before. That shit is gross! Actually turns to a cement-like substance...CRAZY!
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Post by SMOKE-DOG on Jun 22, 2006 21:49:30 GMT -5
I'm thinking about a "Mara" - probably a variation on the Bloody Mary, with extra pepper/tabasco and plenty of tomato acidity to make it harsh...and a mandatory TWO olives impaled on a skewer (you figure out the symbolism). A "MARA" would be a BLOODY MARIA, or a snifter of really warm Brandy OR Cognac.
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Post by ShootFirst on Jun 23, 2006 21:05:51 GMT -5
We can all fix these and others to try on my "boat party" ;D Guess I better get to picking some good lottery numbers.
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Post by Strike Team 4 Life on Jun 25, 2006 17:21:42 GMT -5
The "Dutch" would be an EXTRA VIRGIN Strawberry Daiquiri w/ powdered sugar.
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Post by Strike Team 4 Life on Jun 25, 2006 17:23:43 GMT -5
Anyone have one for "Georgia Juice"?
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Post by SMOKE-DOG on Jun 25, 2006 17:57:27 GMT -5
Anyone have one for "Georgia Juice"? BLOW JOB Shot Glass 1/2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream 1/2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur Top with Aerosol Whipped Cream Shoot it hands-free Also makes for a good birthday drink, when taken from the lap of a member of the opposite sex.
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Post by shibby on Jun 25, 2006 18:10:47 GMT -5
The "Dutch" would be an EXTRA VIRGIN Strawberry Daiquiri w/ powdered sugar. LOL why does everyone rag on dutch's lady skills? he's had 2 girlfriends onthe show thats one more than lem, 2 more than ronnie yet he still gets knocked - just wondering?
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Post by shibby on Jun 25, 2006 18:14:08 GMT -5
Anyone have one for "Georgia Juice"? BLOW JOB Shot Glass 1/2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream 1/2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur Top with Aerosol Whipped Cream Shoot it hands-free Sounds good but I'd have problems asking a barman for a blowjob
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