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Post by -|E|- on Jun 25, 2006 18:16:01 GMT -5
The "Dutch" would be an EXTRA VIRGIN Strawberry Daiquiri w/ powdered sugar. LOL why does everyone rag on dutch's lady skills? he's had 2 girlfriends onthe show thats one more than lem, 2 more than ronnie yet he still gets knocked - just wondering? Oh, shibby..... Karnes plays him so well; the stereotypical nerdy guy... I don't know, luv. Dutch is kinda dorky and uncool with the ladies.... "Northern European DNA" comes to mind. I'd do him in a heartbeat, but I've always been drawn to the ultra-intelligent geeky boys of society....
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Post by shibby on Jun 25, 2006 20:27:26 GMT -5
Yeah I understand peeps calling him a geek (aren't geeks hot? ) he might not be the slickest thing in the barn but the boy still gets laid *wonders away with that thought*
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Post by ShootFirst on Jun 26, 2006 8:47:24 GMT -5
BLOW JOB Shot Glass 1/2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream 1/2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur Top with Aerosol Whipped Cream Shoot it hands-free Sounds good but I'd have problems asking a barman for a blowjob Even less likely to see most males shooting one much less ordering one for themselves. Damn sure likely to see them order one for lady though! Gotta make sure your timing is right though.
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Post by icy on Jun 26, 2006 9:13:15 GMT -5
Sounds good but I'd have problems asking a barman for a blowjob Even less likely to see most males shooting one much less ordering one for themselves. Damn sure likely to see them order one for lady though! Gotta make sure your timing is right though. Funny Story: I worked at a bar as a cocktail waitress. I was off work one day and stopped in for drinks. (This was before I quit drinking, of course) My girl friend was bartending and I saw a friend sitting at the bar, so I sat with him. After a few drinks together, we started talking shots. He proceeded to tell me that he could do a blowjob shot better than anybody. I said, "No, shit! No hands and everything?" He said, "Yep, I will prove it to you!" He ordered a blowjob with the whipped creme on top and everything. He put his hands behind his back. Grabbed the glass with his mouth, jerked his head back and sat the glass back down. I applauded him. "Good job", I said. A few seconds later the dude started looking ill. He was making weird sounds. The kind of sounds you make right before you vomit. I started laughing. I laughed so hard I almost fell off my barstool as he hurled in the opposite direction onto the floor. My girlfriend looked right at him and said, "Now you know how us girls feel". Then she called for a mop and bucket. It was too funny.
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Post by ShootFirst on Jun 26, 2006 11:58:30 GMT -5
Even less likely to see most males shooting one much less ordering one for themselves. Damn sure likely to see them order one for lady though! Gotta make sure your timing is right though. Funny Story: I worked at a bar as a cocktail waitress. I was off work one day and stopped in for drinks. (This was before I quit drinking, of course) My girl friend was bartending and I saw a friend sitting at the bar, so I sat with him. After a few drinks together, we started talking shots. He proceeded to tell me that he could do a blowjob shot better than anybody. I said, "No, shit! No hands and everything?" He said, "Yep, I will prove it to you!" He ordered a blowjob with the whipped creme on top and everything. He put his hands behind his back. Grabbed the glass with his mouth, jerked his head back and sat the glass back down. I applauded him. "Good job", I said. A few seconds later the dude started looking ill. He was making weird sounds. The kind of sounds you make right before you vomit. I started laughing. I laughed so hard I almost fell off my barstool as he hurled in the opposite direction onto the floor. My girlfriend looked right at him and said, "Now you know how us girls feel". Then she called for a mop and bucket. It was too funny. That's friggin priceless! Good story.
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Post by jwc53531 on Jun 26, 2006 12:17:47 GMT -5
Anyone have one for "Georgia Juice"? actually there is a drink called 'Swamp Juice' which is pretty close gin or vodka or Everclear Gatorade Midori (some people substitute orange juice and blue curacao - but that's too high class for Shane)
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Post by striketeamwashere on Jun 26, 2006 12:25:11 GMT -5
If that was a friend of mine I'd half to smack the shit out of him for one ordering such a weak drink and 2 throwing up. Now I'm not saying I havn't had my moments of blowing chunks but it would be after drinking ungodly amounts of whiskey and vodka, but atleast if you think you going to spew 1. Get you ass to the bathroom or 2. Take you ass outside.
As for Shield-themed drinks, I'm having troble come up with them. The only think I could come up with would be some ass-kicking drinks. The following me and a couple of friends came up with for no real reason other than seeing who would be able to drink it.
Ass Kicker 1/2 plastic cup Jegger 1 shot Bacardi 151 1 shot vodka 2 shots grape soda
I think there were 4-5 of us who tried it. A couple blew chunks. Luckily I made it down with out spewing, but I did end up lossing it a few shots later.
I don't think Dutch would be the EXTRA VIRGIN Strawberry Daiquiri w/ powdered sugar. That would be Julien. Dutch would be a Smirnoff Ice or other malt drink.
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Post by shibby on Jun 26, 2006 17:52:43 GMT -5
I don't think Dutch would be the EXTRA VIRGIN Strawberry Daiquiri w/ powdered sugar. That would be Julien. Dutch would be a Smirnoff Ice or other malt drink. If you ever find me getting drunk Smirnoff Ice is what I'm drinking! I get drunk real easy 2 or 3 of those and i'm dancing on tables!
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Post by striketeamwashere on Jun 26, 2006 18:29:37 GMT -5
2 or 3?!?! I think one night I polised off damn near 25(9pm-4am)
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Post by shibby on Jun 26, 2006 20:03:54 GMT -5
2 or 3?!?! I think one night I polised off damn near 25(9pm-4am) Yup I am a lite-weight It's good cus a night out is cheap LOL
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Post by SMOKE-DOG on Jun 26, 2006 20:12:21 GMT -5
A Kavanaugh could also be a:
CHOCOLATE CHICKEN
1.5 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky 1.5 oz Wild Turkey 101® proof bourbon whiskey 1.5 oz Bacardi 151® proof rum 1.5 oz DiSarrono Amaretto® almond liqueur 1.5 oz dark creme de cacao 1.5 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur 1.5 oz Bailey's® Irish cream cream
Fill pounder glass with ice, add all ingredients and fill the rest of the glass with cream! Also good blended into a milkshake!
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Post by striketeamwashere on Jun 26, 2006 21:41:30 GMT -5
^Sounds like my kind of drink. No need for the cream, and subtract the last 4 ingriedents and double the amount of the 1st three, and make sure the Wild Turkey is the 101 proof.
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Post by SMOKE-DOG on Jul 20, 2006 23:27:46 GMT -5
Another idea for a "DEATH BY CHI-CHI", is to give someone a shot of Bacardi 151® proof rum, with a lime and salt, but tell them that it is Tequila.
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Post by striketeamwashere on Jul 20, 2006 23:51:05 GMT -5
Another idea for a "DEATH BY CHI-CHI", is to give someone a shot of Bacardi 151® proof rum, with a lime and salt, but tell them that it is Tequila. Now that is just mean. #bigdevilaugh# Even though I have no problem drinking high proof booze that would piss me off.
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Post by SMOKE-DOG on Nov 7, 2006 15:28:11 GMT -5
Another idea for a "DEATH BY CHI-CHI", is to give someone a shot of Bacardi 151® proof rum, with a lime and salt, but tell them that it is Tequila. Now that is just mean. #bigdevilaugh# Even though I have no problem drinking high proof booze that would piss me off. That is a trademark of one of my friends, who will buy it as a birthday drink. I got hit with one on my 25TH Birthday, it was drink number 26, after having drank 25 beers within a 5 hour time frame. Can any one retell the joke? I was not paying attention when Shane told it, cause I was watching everything else going on. I am not certain if I transcribed this accurately and completely, but this is as close as I can get with my current level of patience. You got three explorers in the Congo right? They get captured by natives who tie up the three whities. They bind and gag em. The chief walks up to the first explorer and he says you got two choices you can choose death or chi-chi. The first explorer doesn't wanna die, so he says I'll take chi-chi. Twelve tribesmen grab him, rape him, sodomize him for hours. They cut off his dick and his balls. They shove them into his mouth and send him off into the woods bleeding from every hole. The chief walks up to the second explorer and he says you got two choices you can choose death or chi-chi. The second explorer debates it in his head and decides that he doesn't wanna die, so he says chi-chi. Eighteen tribesmen grab him, rape and sodomize him for hours. They cut off his dick and his balls. They shove them into his mouth and send him off into the woods bleeding from every hole. The chief goes up to the last explorer right and says you must choose death or chi-chi. The third explorer big macho guy mustache says I'll choose death. The chief turns to his entire tribe of 100 natives and says "DEATH BY CHI-CHI"
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Post by icy on May 14, 2007 16:56:17 GMT -5
I say we can also think up "Killer drinks" AKA "Drinks we can name after people who kill."
1. The O.J. - Orange Juice, vodka and grenadine.
(Your Heisman trophy will never bring back your honor after offing your wife and her friend)
2. The Spector Special -
Navy Grog 1 1/2 oz light rum 1 1/2 oz gold rum 1 1/2 oz dark rum 2 oz each pineapple, orange and grapefruit juices in shaker with ice and pour over ice, etc.
(Don't drink and wave guns at your female guest's when they want to go home and you won't end up shooting them in the face and ending their lives.)
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