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Post by badcop187 on Jan 24, 2006 23:14:29 GMT -5
Dutch wins this week with "thanks for the hand" LOL
Shane "shorty gots game"
Vic talking to the old lady about her pussy being dry
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Post by brokin6 on Jan 24, 2006 23:48:08 GMT -5
"I wouldn't expect any clemancy with the terminator as governor" Shane. I also think the old lady had a few good ones in spanish. I appologize but some things are waaaay funnier in spanish. Reminds me of my mom in a bad mood.
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Post by Inside Man on Jan 25, 2006 0:21:54 GMT -5
Lotsa good ones tonight that didn't seem forced.
Vic: "Either someone's into dry pussy or she's helping traffic these kids."
Claudette: "While you were reading faces, he was reading your package."
I second Shane's "Terminator" line.
Lem: "WHEN LOOKING FOR ANGIE'S BODY. TO SAVE YOUR ASS."
Shane had another good one, but I can't remember it right now.
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Post by sphinx on Jan 25, 2006 0:54:15 GMT -5
"You take the tortoise, we'll get the hare!"
Classic.
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Post by sphinx on Jan 25, 2006 0:59:17 GMT -5
I also liked Aceveda cluing Kavanaugh in: "You've never looked Mackey in the eye, had him lie straight to your face, and make you doubt yourself - even though you know he's full of shit. So until you do, this is all just a waste of time."
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Post by qb on Jan 25, 2006 2:42:46 GMT -5
I also liked Aceveda cluing Kavanaugh in: "You've never looked Mackey in the eye, had him lie straight to your face, and make you doubt yourself - even though you know he's full of shit. So until you do, this is all just a waste of time." I kept thinking about this statement when K and Vic meet... and I am sure K was, too! Powerful moment! Almost as good as the Shane-Vic showdown last season. This is when you see the acting chops of these two men, both as characters and as actors. I can't wait to see what happens between them next. The previews have me thinking Vic can handle this guy, but that would be too easy. I bet the writers are going to pull us back and forth yet.
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Post by bobloblaw on Jan 25, 2006 12:17:08 GMT -5
"Oh I'm gonna come!" -Shane
You might have missed that one if you didn't have closed captioning turned on.
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Post by ricktheprick on Jan 25, 2006 13:06:07 GMT -5
Vic to Corinne- Don't tell him shit, that a**hole has no business talking to you.
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Post by catpurrson on Jan 25, 2006 15:08:30 GMT -5
Lotsa good ones tonight that didn't seem forced. ... Claudette: "While you were reading faces, he was reading your package." .... Lem: "WHEN LOOKING FOR ANGIE'S BODY. TO SAVE YOUR ASS." ... Those two lines were my favorites Cat
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Post by BenYankee on Jan 25, 2006 16:45:17 GMT -5
"Death by chi-chi."
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Post by bobloblaw on Jan 25, 2006 17:26:53 GMT -5
When I heard that joke as a kid, it was Death by Boofma! I was probalby 11 and laughed til it hurt.
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Post by penguinmafia on Jan 25, 2006 18:25:15 GMT -5
I definately loved "Death... by chi chi." Laughter-inducing, indeed.
And then there was: "I wouldn't expect any clemency with the terminator as governor."
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Post by qb on Jan 25, 2006 18:50:51 GMT -5
"Oh I'm gonna come!" -Shane You might have missed that one if you didn't have closed captioning turned on. Did he really say that?? How bizarre. I didn't think anyone older than 16 felt a need to announce their orgasm... esp with a spouse!
Her line "That was great but..." cracked me up. She did one of those fake sighs that women do to make men think they're into it. Then she was like, "That was <yawn> greeeaaat <yawn> but..."
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Post by Jan El Señor on Jan 25, 2006 19:06:45 GMT -5
Did he really say that?? How bizarre. I didn't think anyone older than 16 felt a need to announce their orgasm... esp with a spouse! Really? I announce it all the time....
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Post by qb on Jan 25, 2006 20:26:16 GMT -5
Did he really say that?? How bizarre. I didn't think anyone older than 16 felt a need to announce their orgasm... esp with a spouse! Really? I announce it all the time.... That's cuz, from what you've been telling us, your date is on the clock and time is money...
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Post by Inside Man on Jan 25, 2006 20:35:27 GMT -5
^^^ Ouch.
More great lines from last night:
Vic: "No, Lem wouldn't [do anything on the side] without telling us."
Shane: "What, like burning the Money Train cash?!"
Most anything the Strike team 'said' while being careful around Lem's wire was priceless.
Vic: "Well, maybe he's not as stupid as he looks."
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Post by Jan El Señor on Jan 25, 2006 20:49:56 GMT -5
That's cuz, from what you've been telling us, your date is on the clock and time is money... Well CC.... When you're right; you're right....
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Post by bobloblaw on Jan 26, 2006 11:17:45 GMT -5
"Oh I'm gonna come!" -Shane You might have missed that one if you didn't have closed captioning turned on. Did he really say that?? How bizarre. I didn't think anyone older than 16 felt a need to announce their orgasm... esp with a spouse!Only during head.
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Post by ricktheprick on Jan 26, 2006 13:00:48 GMT -5
Watch out for gonorrhea in her throat!
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Post by xamot23 on Jan 31, 2006 17:35:13 GMT -5
I heard the chi chi joke as Wooba. Still made me laugh they use THAT joke as a distraction though. This has got to be the greatest show ever!!!
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