Post by chemikalman on Mar 16, 2006 17:58:36 GMT -5
Thanks from E and me to Axeman61 and eddiekaay, who sent us lines via PM, and to everyone who posted their favorites! Last week's poll had a record 25 voters.
Make me and E feel happy and loved (these things are a lot of work!) and let's break that record!
VOTE!! And share your reasons....
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1. Shane: Hey, where you been?
Vic: I had an ex-wife thing.
2. Claudette to Dutch: Well, let's not rule anyone out yet. In a world of men the thought's even crossed my mind.
3. Dutch to Claudette: So we got dick ... which is more than I can say for the victim.
4. Shane: Hey, why don't you crank it up -- might still be some cops in Long Beach who can't hear it.
Kern: Why don't you relax, teeth? :eddiekaay swears it's teef ;}
5. Vic to Kern: Hey, the favor I have to do! ... takin' mouth shit from M.C. Has Been, I don't!
6. Vic to Kav: Let me remind you of a few things you seem to have forgotten: I didn't kill Terry, you've lost your leverage with Lem and your ex-wife's pussy ... tastes like sweet butter.
7. Kav: Tell me what he [Vic] did. Just tell me what happened. What'd he do?
Sadie: What'd he do? He made me cum; that's what he did.
Kav: No, he didn't.
Sadie: Oh, yeah. Twice.
8. Vic to Kav: He'll [Lem] be out on parole before the blood rushes back to your face.
9. Asst. Chief: Gave us all a scare... that spill you took.
Claudette: Well, if you've got one of these [pats her rear] there's plenty of bounce to the ounce.
10. Vic to Lem: We'll sneak the whole cow in to you, man.
11. Dutch to Claudette: You'll do fine. Whoever sits up there [Captain's Office] has to have an active mistrust of everyone and everything in this place. I can't image anyone better suited to the job.
12. Kavanaugh: VIC MACKEY KILLS COPS! HE ... HE DEALS DRUGS! HE BEATS SUSPECTS! You know what he did yesterday? He ... He screwed my ex wife, with the sole purpose of making this investigation seem like a personal vendetta. He may have ... assassinated a gang leader. And that's just all in one day! I wonder what he's going to do today! I wonder what he's going to do tomorrow! This guy ... this guy's just pissing ... he's pissing all over us! He's pissing on you ... wha ... what does it taste like? Chief, what does it taste like, 'cause it tastes like PISS to me!
13. Julien: You wanted to look at a man down there. You wanted to touch it. Thought about it for a long time, maybe all of your life. You just never did it. You knew that it was wrong.
"Trapper John": NO! NO! NO!
14. Kern: No shit, Captain Cracker.
Shane: Hey, that's clever ... can't understand why that rap career didn't take off.
15. Dutch: Hold on, you've crossed the line into wholesale character assassination.
Claudette: Career assassination is a lot worse!
Make me and E feel happy and loved (these things are a lot of work!) and let's break that record!
VOTE!! And share your reasons....
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1. Shane: Hey, where you been?
Vic: I had an ex-wife thing.
2. Claudette to Dutch: Well, let's not rule anyone out yet. In a world of men the thought's even crossed my mind.
3. Dutch to Claudette: So we got dick ... which is more than I can say for the victim.
4. Shane: Hey, why don't you crank it up -- might still be some cops in Long Beach who can't hear it.
Kern: Why don't you relax, teeth? :eddiekaay swears it's teef ;}
5. Vic to Kern: Hey, the favor I have to do! ... takin' mouth shit from M.C. Has Been, I don't!
6. Vic to Kav: Let me remind you of a few things you seem to have forgotten: I didn't kill Terry, you've lost your leverage with Lem and your ex-wife's pussy ... tastes like sweet butter.
7. Kav: Tell me what he [Vic] did. Just tell me what happened. What'd he do?
Sadie: What'd he do? He made me cum; that's what he did.
Kav: No, he didn't.
Sadie: Oh, yeah. Twice.
8. Vic to Kav: He'll [Lem] be out on parole before the blood rushes back to your face.
9. Asst. Chief: Gave us all a scare... that spill you took.
Claudette: Well, if you've got one of these [pats her rear] there's plenty of bounce to the ounce.
10. Vic to Lem: We'll sneak the whole cow in to you, man.
11. Dutch to Claudette: You'll do fine. Whoever sits up there [Captain's Office] has to have an active mistrust of everyone and everything in this place. I can't image anyone better suited to the job.
12. Kavanaugh: VIC MACKEY KILLS COPS! HE ... HE DEALS DRUGS! HE BEATS SUSPECTS! You know what he did yesterday? He ... He screwed my ex wife, with the sole purpose of making this investigation seem like a personal vendetta. He may have ... assassinated a gang leader. And that's just all in one day! I wonder what he's going to do today! I wonder what he's going to do tomorrow! This guy ... this guy's just pissing ... he's pissing all over us! He's pissing on you ... wha ... what does it taste like? Chief, what does it taste like, 'cause it tastes like PISS to me!
13. Julien: You wanted to look at a man down there. You wanted to touch it. Thought about it for a long time, maybe all of your life. You just never did it. You knew that it was wrong.
"Trapper John": NO! NO! NO!
14. Kern: No shit, Captain Cracker.
Shane: Hey, that's clever ... can't understand why that rap career didn't take off.
15. Dutch: Hold on, you've crossed the line into wholesale character assassination.
Claudette: Career assassination is a lot worse!