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Post by -|E|- on Feb 9, 2006 21:04:44 GMT -5
1.) Corrine: "Be gentle, his sister just died." Vic: "I'm oozing gentle."
2.) Vic to brother of psycho woman: "Black Market Blue Cross."
3.) Billings to Vic: "Keep me posted and so forth."
4.) Shane: "You hittin' that?" Vic: "No, I hired that."
5.) Vic (gesturing two thumbs up) to Billings: "Hey, found these up your ass."
6.) Vic: "Oh! Is that pussy smilin' at me?"
7.) Vic: "C'mon girls, you know this is a patch the snatch zone."
8.) Vic to Billings: "I'm working on something that might cool your anal burning."
9.) Kavanaugh to Aceveda (about Vic): "Steals his cake and eats it, too."
10.) Dutch: "Or maybe his dying wish was 'dry clean only.'"
11.) Dutch to Tina: "It'll be okay, Dutchman's got a plan."
12.) Dutch to Alex's killer: "So tell us the truth...." Claudette: "...one crazy bitch to another."
13.) Vic to ST: "You know what? We'll just beat IAD again next year."
14.) Shane to Mikula: "We know. Dancing cameltoe."
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Thanks to chemikalman for his work on the best line polls!! He works hard to get the quotes exact and you know I love that.... And thanks from both chem and me to EK for his submissions and to everyone who has mentioned their favorite quotes elsewhere on the site. So VOTE and share your reason/s!
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Post by icy on Feb 9, 2006 21:33:42 GMT -5
I picked the "Beat IAD" line. It encompassed the finality of the episode. It was what Vic and the team had been trying to do the entire time: Beat KAV at his own game and win a round. Mission accomplished; round one. You saw how KAV flipped. It was great. Everybody loved it...you couldn't help but love it!
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Post by badcop187 on Feb 9, 2006 21:59:20 GMT -5
I picked 2 thumbs up! I almost fell off the couch laughing so hard! Vics face while he said it was priceless!!!! Maybe not the "best" line but definetly the funniest!
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Post by eddiekaay on Feb 10, 2006 12:56:50 GMT -5
Two thumbs up... "Found these up your ass..."
A line that could ONLY be said on The Shield!
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Post by chemikalman on Feb 10, 2006 13:22:18 GMT -5
Gee, this was such a tough choice--I also loved "two thumbs up" and that was my first choice ... with the look on Vic's face and the way the ST was there to laugh with him. Finally, though, voted for "you hittin' that? No, I'm hiring that". The expression on Shane's face was classic Shane and Vic's response had 'poetic' elements (alliteration). <here, let me roll my own eyes on that! ha ha)
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Post by Inside Man on Feb 10, 2006 14:48:38 GMT -5
I nominated the "Patch the snatch" quote, but I'm torn between that and Claudette's wonderful delivery of "From one crazy bitch to another."
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Post by chemikalman on Feb 10, 2006 17:08:40 GMT -5
F*ck. I replied to this, then opened another window ... forgetting that firefox forgets! What I said was that it's too bad we can't vote for more than one line (the way you can on yahoo groups). I tried and the choice buttons are nonresponsive if you already voted.
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Post by -|E|- on Feb 14, 2006 6:56:13 GMT -5
I gave my 2 thumbs up to Vic's line.....
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Post by badcop187 on Feb 14, 2006 18:40:13 GMT -5
Looks like a 3 way tie for now. Come on lets get some votes before tonights ep!
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Post by chemikalman on Feb 14, 2006 19:30:17 GMT -5
Looks like a 3 way tie for now. Come on lets get some votes before tonights ep! Yeah, a 3-way tie in more ways than one. Damn! On my yahoo group we had about the same no. of peeps but around 10% voted in these things. We ain't even up to 5% ... c'mon peepul! VOTE, fer chrissakes, it ain't that hard. Else E and I are gonna have to make that poll we were talkin about: a poll on why people don't vote in the Best Line polls!
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