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Post by -|E|- on Feb 2, 2006 10:24:38 GMT -5
Thanks from chemikalman and me to EddieKaay, badcop187, and bobloblaw for the poll suggestions; and to everyone who posted their favorites!
1.) Tina: "Then he asked if he could smell my sweet spot." Vic: "Even Shane stopped using that line!"
2.) Vic: Cut to the part where someone wants to kill you.
3.) Leon to Vic: "I don't know [his name], I just call him 'Ass-Suck.'"
4.) Ronnie: "You tell Leon he's in the clear?" Shane: "Yeah, freak tried to hug me!" Vic: "Ah, but you insisted on the blow job."
5.) Vic: "Ronnie, tell whoever you’re banging this week, don’t talk to strangers."
6.) Julien: "Your PR instructor said you weren't in class the other night. Tina: "Yeah, well something about almost having to blow a vanful of skin peddlers made me want to go home and drink a bottle of wine.
7.) Tina to Danny: "See, you're used to being the Queen Bee around here, but you don't get so much attention now with those stretch marks."
8.) Lem to ST: "Listen man, I'll be back in a few, I gotta take a dump." Shane to Lem: "Uh ... smells like you already did."
9.) Lem: "We’re not attached at the hip." Kav: "Well get attatched!"
10.) Vic to Shane: "Hey, nobody jumped ship when Antwon had your balls in a sling!"
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Post by badcop187 on Feb 2, 2006 12:20:43 GMT -5
I went with "but you insisted on a blowjob line" NIce to see Vic and his quick wit returning.
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Post by brokin6 on Feb 2, 2006 13:28:33 GMT -5
Vic - "what's his name?" Leon - "I don't know, i just call him ass-suck" I almost peed my pants at that one. It's funny how most people don't know others by name or just use a nick-name. Usually true of street people.
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Post by amishmobster on Feb 2, 2006 15:35:36 GMT -5
i liked the first line, thought it was funny.
Tina: "Then he asked if he could smell my sweet spot." Vic: "Even Shane stopped using that line!"
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Post by leadinvestigator on Feb 2, 2006 16:32:41 GMT -5
I thought several of the lines were the usual level of catchy and funny, but some were pretty weak. #s 3, 6, 8, and 10 sounded like something my teenage nephew might say. I realized not every episode can be chock full of one-liners, but I'd rather have ordinary Barn/street lines than feeble attempts to be funny.
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Post by eddiekaay on Feb 2, 2006 21:17:29 GMT -5
Can't pass up the shout-out to Ronnie. Pimpin' ain't easy.
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Post by Dead Armenian on Feb 2, 2006 21:19:37 GMT -5
"And you insisted on the blow job" made Mrs. DA bust up. She's come a long way from the first time she tried to watch the show and could only speak of, "That scary guy show."
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Post by jray on Feb 13, 2006 22:38:54 GMT -5
"Tell whoever you're banging this week..."
I didn't think Ronnie got laid. Figured he was too busy playing video games.
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