I have a bunch of favorites
A lot are Ronnie-specific, hehe.
I made a video of some of my favorite clips:
The Shield Favorite Clips.aviwww.sendspace.com/file/z83jb5 <-- EDIT; fixed
ALSO I MADE A SONGVID:
The Shield - Tantric - Breakdown.aviwww.sendspace.com/file/m13prqIf you can't see/hear them, you may need to install a codec:
DivX505Bundle.exe:
www.sendspace.com/file/qooo33Season 1 Episode 03:
Lem: Police! Freeze suckers! (squirts a water gun at other officers)
Season 1 Episode 05:
Vic: Is there anything you're not allergic to?
Ronnie: Sheet metal.
Season 1 Episode 10:
Stripper: Sit right here and relax. You like this, Ronnie?
Ronnie: Yeah.
Stripper: Yeah?
Ronnie: Yeah but could ya, um, like just kind of tease me.
Stripper: Tease?
Ronnie: Not really take it off.
Stripper: Uh-huh.
Ronnie: Like almost... and then, not.
Stripper: Oh, okay.
Lem: What is he for real?
Shane: Alright, that's it. That's it, I'm going in. That's it. That's it.
Lem: Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie...
Season 2 Episode 06:
Shane: We're a team, right?
Lem: Right.
Ronnie: Right. So, uh Amadillo sayin' "you're greenlit." Is that like you in a plural sense or you in singular sense?
(Vic, Shane and Lem all look at him)
Ronnie: No, it's just.. It's just I was on the porch the whole time. I mean, he didn't even see me.
Season 2 Episode 11:
Lem: They took the skin from his ass.
Ronnie: Left cheek and upper thigh.
Shane: Oh, these jokes just write themselves.
Season 3 Episode 01
Tavon: Why is it that every time I enter the room, y'all stop talkin?
Shane: Maybe it's because we're captivated by your winning smile.
Tavon: Or blinded by yours.
Season 3 Episode 06:
Shane: If I'm a c*cks*cker...
Ronnie: What do you mean if?
Lem: Shane, if you want your buddy to release, gently squeeze the shaft at the base, applying tongue into the glands...
Male hustler: (about Shane) He knows a thing or two about rim-jobs.
Lem: Haha, rim-jobs.
Season 3 Episode 15:
(When Lem found recipts for drying cleaning for thousands of dollars)
Ronnie: You don't dry clean oriental rugs!
(Vic, Shane and Lem all look at him)
Ronnie: My.. my mom had some. She made me, uh, hand clean them when I was a kid.
Season 4 Episode 01:
Ronnie: Screamer? Moaner?
Vic: Oh, dude you gotta start gettin your own snatch.
Season 4 Episode 05:
Ronnie: Ladies and gentlemen, the man who puts the 'pimp' in 'pimpjuice.' (hidden camera in Dutch's car)
Vic: Just attack it. Like you're hungry. Like the wolf.
Season 4 Episode 11:
Vic: (knocks over a cup of coffee on Dutch's desk)
Ronnie: Not your most ingenious prank.
Vic: Ah but it felt good.
Shane: Eatin aint cheatin.
Season 5 Episode 01:
Ronnie: "Who hit me?"
Vic: "Jesus Christ?"
Shane to Ronnie: "Not me, brother, I'm married. That means no stickin, just lickin."
Shane: "Besides, I like my women tiny."
Tina: "So your dick fits better?"
Season 5 Episode 02:
Vic to Doomsday: "I'm Armageddon. Say hello to the Hounds of Hell."
Shane: "Woof!"
Season 5 Episode 04:
Ronnie: "You tell Leon he's in the clear?"
Shane: "Yeah, freak tried to hug me!"
Vic: "Ah, but you insisted on the blow job."
Season 5 Episode 06:
Shane: "Payback's a bitch."
Vic: "Yeah and Karma's a whore."