Post by chemikalman on May 25, 2007 16:50:32 GMT -5
Thanks to Badcop, Ambrosia, Shootfirst, Inside Straight, cozmo and gspot for their suggestions.
--chem, E and IAR
(sorry for the lateness--car and other probs got in the way)
1. Shane to Diro Kesakhian (Armenian mob boss' daughter): "Look, I've squeezed every food-stamp-collecting, Benz-driving Armenian from here to Glendale. Now this is where he works out of and I'm not leaving until I get a little face time. Now do we understand each other, sweetie?"
2. Shane to Diro: "Well, Jesus can kiss my ass!"
3. Claudette to I.C.E. guy: "It's 10:42 a.m. In case you need a time stamp for your ass-cover memo."
4. Ronnie: "We're not clean in this either. And I'm not spending the rest of my life wearing state property."
Vic: "That makes two of us."
5. Shane to Diro: "Are you a mob daughter or a damsel in distress?"
6. Vic "He [Shane] generated a document: Remembrances of things past ... Strike Team style."
7. Shane to Russian hooker: "Zip me back up and put your hands behind your back."
8. Russian hooker: "How long is this gonna take? I got a golden shower planned this afternoon ... big tipper. I gotta start drinking iced tea to get it the way he likes.
Shane (chuckles): "I'll be right back with those mug books and ... a snapple."
9. Claudette to Dutch: "I'll get to it, but make an arrest. The last thing I need is a well-connected, pampered socialite breathing down my neck ... that's what I have Aceveda for."
10. Claudette to Hiatt: "That man's in the mix ... you think my bullshit detector isn't already on high?"
11. Hiatt to Claudette: "Harm's way is part of the job description."
12. Shane to Diro: "You said your father was traveling, I didn't think you meant the highway to heaven."
13. Danny: "You know, it's the thrill of the kill."
Dutch: "Are they hearing themselves?"
Tina: "It's a girl thing, you guys just don't get it."
Danny: "Yeah, it'd be like us trying to understand why you love your balls so much, that you got to play pocket pool all the time." (then Billings slowly pulls his hands out of his pockets)
14. Billings: "Yeah, some Mex is probably carting his dundeens around in a knock-off Louie Vuitton."
Claudette: "Uh, it's not the only castration, there's another one up at Mission Crossâ%u20AC¦ I need you to follow up ... missing bags maybe you boys can relate to?"
15. Vic: "Yeah, but Hernan's gonna live with what he did now."
Ronnie: "No different than why you shot Terry. Had to be done, right?"
16. Shane to Diro: "Oh come on, just because your father was in the life doesn't mean you have to be daddy's little gangster."
--chem, E and IAR
(sorry for the lateness--car and other probs got in the way)
1. Shane to Diro Kesakhian (Armenian mob boss' daughter): "Look, I've squeezed every food-stamp-collecting, Benz-driving Armenian from here to Glendale. Now this is where he works out of and I'm not leaving until I get a little face time. Now do we understand each other, sweetie?"
2. Shane to Diro: "Well, Jesus can kiss my ass!"
3. Claudette to I.C.E. guy: "It's 10:42 a.m. In case you need a time stamp for your ass-cover memo."
4. Ronnie: "We're not clean in this either. And I'm not spending the rest of my life wearing state property."
Vic: "That makes two of us."
5. Shane to Diro: "Are you a mob daughter or a damsel in distress?"
6. Vic "He [Shane] generated a document: Remembrances of things past ... Strike Team style."
7. Shane to Russian hooker: "Zip me back up and put your hands behind your back."
8. Russian hooker: "How long is this gonna take? I got a golden shower planned this afternoon ... big tipper. I gotta start drinking iced tea to get it the way he likes.
Shane (chuckles): "I'll be right back with those mug books and ... a snapple."
9. Claudette to Dutch: "I'll get to it, but make an arrest. The last thing I need is a well-connected, pampered socialite breathing down my neck ... that's what I have Aceveda for."
10. Claudette to Hiatt: "That man's in the mix ... you think my bullshit detector isn't already on high?"
11. Hiatt to Claudette: "Harm's way is part of the job description."
12. Shane to Diro: "You said your father was traveling, I didn't think you meant the highway to heaven."
13. Danny: "You know, it's the thrill of the kill."
Dutch: "Are they hearing themselves?"
Tina: "It's a girl thing, you guys just don't get it."
Danny: "Yeah, it'd be like us trying to understand why you love your balls so much, that you got to play pocket pool all the time." (then Billings slowly pulls his hands out of his pockets)
14. Billings: "Yeah, some Mex is probably carting his dundeens around in a knock-off Louie Vuitton."
Claudette: "Uh, it's not the only castration, there's another one up at Mission Crossâ%u20AC¦ I need you to follow up ... missing bags maybe you boys can relate to?"
15. Vic: "Yeah, but Hernan's gonna live with what he did now."
Ronnie: "No different than why you shot Terry. Had to be done, right?"
16. Shane to Diro: "Oh come on, just because your father was in the life doesn't mean you have to be daddy's little gangster."