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Post by dtpollitt on Mar 27, 2006 15:19:46 GMT -5
OKAY, I can't say "tits" or fairly discuss the context of "bitch" in an Oscar-winning rap song without feeling like I just had a colonoscopy, but me viewing Kenny Johnson's tight ass over and over and over and over when I click "50 Most Recent Posts" has just GONE TOO FAR!!
As retribution, I request screen captures of:
(1) Tina's locker room photos (contact former Captain Billings for more information) (2) Sadie's thong (contact Detective Mackey for more information) or (3) Officer Sofer's pregnant belly (contact Officer Sofer for more information)
--Dan
This is entirely a joke, female TSR members, please don't rip me a new one EVERYTIME I post.
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Post by qb on Mar 27, 2006 15:38:30 GMT -5
OKAY, I can't say "tits" or fairly discuss the context of "bitch" in an Oscar-winning rap song without feeling like I just had a colonoscopy, but me viewing Kenny Johnson's tight ass over and over and over and over when I click "50 Most Recent Posts" has just GONE TOO FAR!!
As retribution, I request screen captures of:
(1) Tina's locker room photos (contact former Captain Billings for more information) (2) Sadie's thong (contact Detective Mackey for more information) or (3) Officer Sofer's pregnant belly (contact Officer Sofer for more information)
--Dan
This is entirely a joke, female TSR members, please don't rip me a new one EVERYTIME I post.
Yes, it's a double-standard. Women make the rules and change them without notice. You should know that by now.
Hear that? It's the satisfying snap of a fresh latex glove <consider yourself lucky>... it's time to check your prostate gland
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Post by qb on Mar 27, 2006 15:55:11 GMT -5
Quote: let's not forget the naked booty scene....
I would be willing to pay in blood for a screencap of that scene if anyone knows where one is to be found....and I hate blood. Here ya go Not the best screencap but it should get you through the difficult times, lol. No blood needed in return, please keep all blood inside your body for the duration of this post.
The only blood I lost was to my face--when that gorgeous ass filled my screen with a coworker standing right behind me!! #yahoo# #yahoo# #yahoo#
What a way to introduce her to our little fansite, huh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God, I want to lick that tattoo...
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Post by susieshield on Mar 27, 2006 18:26:39 GMT -5
Holy great balls of agnes! what a bootyshot we gots!
Thanks for the capture!
and is that a fake Lem's tat or a real KJ tat? what's it say? I'm curious now.
plus, by asking a question, I have a legitimate reason to frequent this thread to see if it gets answered.
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Post by -|E|- on Mar 27, 2006 20:51:28 GMT -5
(will this get deleted because it's "nudity"? hm) And for your extra enjoyment: (let load) OMG!!! I am an enormous fan of your work, IAR!! Wow.... this is the perfect way to mourn my loss. Woooooo!
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Post by candylandgal on Mar 27, 2006 20:53:41 GMT -5
To the fantabulous I Adore Ronnie, For that screencap, and *gasp*...a moving visual, too!...I will always, always be in your debt. I've searched the world (wide-web) over for someone who might have understood the visual poetry of that moment, and you brought it all...right out from behind that towel, bless your heart! Hubba-the-Bubba, I've seen the light, and it is as gorgeous as I remembered it to be! *fans self* Thank you so very much!
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Post by I Adore Ronnie on Mar 27, 2006 21:10:51 GMT -5
I do what I can BUT you all could do me a HUGE favor and tell me some fabulous clips of Lem through the seasons. I have the layout of my -- whatever you want to call it (done in Flash). But I can't put it all together without the content - the Lem moments. So back to the point of this wonderful thread - Lem (not just his naked ass!). So far what I have (hate to ruin the content, but so you know): s1 e03 water gun; "police, freeze sucker" s1 e05 shotgun air guitar s1 e09 beat up Tigres' ex s1 e09 make out with Tigre s2 e09 naked ass s3 e04 tell shane how to help his "buddy release" s3 e08 playing games with shane; "pony up" (to ring) s3 e14 burn money/beat up by guys s4 e13 attacked by the three men; he kicked ass! s4 e13 pool tables; shane and lem "play fight" s5 e01 in towel, kav comes to door s5 e10 at bar with ladies "entertainment" s5 e11 "trying to get me to turn on my family" s5 e11 thanks buddy, shane.. shane? BOOM There you have it. Please add fave moments or else it will just have clips I find that works. I'd love to get something done before I leave (in a week). I have the layout, just need to fill in the blanks. Thanks! Now show your Lem love!
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Post by dtpollitt on Mar 27, 2006 23:28:10 GMT -5
OKAY, I can't say "tits" or fairly discuss the context of "bitch" in an Oscar-winning rap song without feeling like I just had a colonoscopy, but me viewing Kenny Johnson's tight ass over and over and over and over when I click "50 Most Recent Posts" has just GONE TOO FAR!!
As retribution, I request screen captures of:
(1) Tina's locker room photos (contact former Captain Billings for more information) (2) Sadie's thong (contact Detective Mackey for more information) or (3) Officer Sofer's pregnant belly (contact Officer Sofer for more information)
--Dan
This is entirely a joke, female TSR members, please don't rip me a new one EVERYTIME I post.
I'll let you have one out of three, compliments of Danny Sofer. Maybe IAR can make it throb or wiggle or something. OMG, I take it back. Just stop the insanity.
--Dan
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Post by axeman61 on Mar 28, 2006 3:56:19 GMT -5
God, I want to lick that tattoo... #roflao# I'd tell you to get a grip, but I don't know what you'll do afterwards.
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Post by tplss96 on Mar 28, 2006 19:58:58 GMT -5
For the love of Lem, that ass is nice. Ha! I think a few of a us share a brain. First thought was, "I so wanna lick that tat". ;D
I am totally saving that pic for my viewing pleasure.
heh...heh...pleasure...
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Post by mwk ~aka~ Witchykitty on Mar 28, 2006 20:10:34 GMT -5
That makes me wish they shot a shower scene too. Dammit that Shawn Ryan! Why did he go and ruin it for us?
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Post by candylandgal on Mar 28, 2006 21:30:27 GMT -5
BUT you all could do me a HUGE favor and tell me some fabulous clips of Lem through the seasons. I have the layout of my -- whatever you want to call it (done in Flash). But I can't put it all together without the content - the Lem moments. So back to the point of this wonderful thread - Lem (not just his naked ass!). So far what I have (hate to ruin the content, but so you know): s1 e03 water gun; "police, freeze sucker" s1 e05 shotgun air guitar s1 e09 beat up Tigres' ex s1 e09 make out with Tigre s2 e09 naked ass s3 e04 tell shane how to help his "buddy release" s3 e08 playing games with shane; "pony up" (to ring) s3 e14 burn money/beat up by guys s4 e13 attacked by the three men; he kicked ass! s4 e13 pool tables; shane and lem "play fight" s5 e01 in towel, kav comes to door s5 e10 at bar with ladies "entertainment" s5 e11 "trying to get me to turn on my family" s5 e11 thanks buddy, shane.. shane? BOOM There you have it. Please add fave moments or else it will just have clips I find that works. I'd love to get something done before I leave (in a week). I have the layout, just need to fill in the blanks. Thanks! Now show your Lem love! Ahhh, okay, down to serious business. I can do this, really. I am capable of removing my thoughts from....*lapses for a minute*....okay. *focuses* I'm a bad one to weigh in because there are few Lem moments out there that don't make me weak in the knees for one reason or the other. A few others that quickly come to mind are: * The fight in early season five, between the newly wired Lem and Vic, where Lem ripped off the wire and then confronted Mackey on his own terms about Terry. * The scene late in season four where Lem gets Army alone in the Clubhouse and tells him that he should get out now, because he not built for what one has to give and give up of themselves to be a part of The Strike Team. * I can't remember the season or the exact scenario at this moment because things are starting to jumble together,(I'm tempted to say 3, and...Marcos?), where Lem is holding the kidnapped Russian girl as she's bleeding out, and he's instantly connected to her and instantly devastated when she dies even though they were strangers before that. Awww, heck, the man walks through a room and he captures my attention in a heartbeat, so anything more than that is among what sends me over the edge into Lem adoration.
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Post by I Adore Ronnie on Mar 29, 2006 1:08:35 GMT -5
Yah someone responded to my post!
I actually went through (skimmed) the first three seasons (I wasn't getting any fave moments from y'all) - so I'm covered there.
I need Season 4 moments and 1 more from Season 5. I did include the fight part; mostly just the part when Lem realized something was wrong (and that Vic at least could have killed Terry).
Thanks for the Season 4 idea - I actually liked it when he was talking to Army about that. It was nice, it was like he was trying to save him (Army) from what he (Lem) couldn't save himself from.... at least, that's how I saw it.
The bleeding girl part was in Season 3 Episode 14. I was going to use it (he looked hot there!) but ended up not. There are a lot of good Lem moments but are limiting it to 6 per season so the size isn't *too* big.
So far with three seasons done, it's only 15 MB - not too bad. It's kind of fun seeing it come together.
This *may* be why Ronnie is my fave. I too am a tech geek (only not as sophisticated as he is, lol). I hope y'all like it when I'm done! ;D
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Post by candylandgal on Mar 29, 2006 18:54:04 GMT -5
I love the content that you've got lined up, and I'm getting my computer back up and running on all of its cylinders to be ready for the debut...so looking forward to it! Not to mention, every celebration of the character makes him feel a little less...gone. *sniffles*
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Post by I Adore Ronnie on Mar 29, 2006 23:25:01 GMT -5
OKAY once again, I have something to share! Wow, I need to get over Lem, hah. However, this isn't like the other songvids, rather it's a Flash file - embedded with videosThus, if you can not view Flash, you will need to download something to watch it (and this is definitely viewed better downloading than streaming; otherwise the videos won't work as well). The size is 30 MB. I *think* this program will help if you cannot view Flash: www.sendspace.com/file/20gtdtLem Through The Seasons.swfwww.sendspace.com/file/2t4l29www.sendspace.com/file/vmro8h*both links are the same file, just uploaded twice*Let me know what you think and *please* if there are any problems (specially with links or videos), let me know so I can fix them! Feedback much appreciated ;D *note: I'm posting this in both my original tribute thread as well as the favorite memory of Lem thread because that's where I requested people to help me with video ideas.edit: sorry for all the problems with it, I assumed some wouldn't have a Flash player on their computer but I hoped the player I linked would help. Try one of these: www.download.com/Flash-Movie-Player/3000-2139_4-10511935.html?tag=lst-0-4tucows.com/preview/355326I hope this helps
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Post by lemgirl on Aug 13, 2006 15:53:30 GMT -5
{1} when he he whipped Shane's ass over that little girl. {2} when he whipped the asses of the 3 Mexican gang members all by himself. {3} Lem kicking Hector's ass {4} the naked booty scene....
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Post by ISaidWhoaDangIt on Sept 19, 2006 13:25:11 GMT -5
{4} the naked booty scene.... >>>> Anyone got a screen cap of that one?
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Post by lemgirl on Sept 19, 2006 14:35:08 GMT -5
Here you go.... enjoy
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Post by -|E|- on Sept 19, 2006 14:48:08 GMT -5
Oh man...... ::drools::
His tattoo is made of 3 Japanese symbols meaning Trust (top), Life (middle), and Change (bottom).
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Post by qb on Sept 19, 2006 23:39:37 GMT -5
Oh man...... ::drools:: His tattoo is made of 3 Japanese symbols meaning Trust (top), Life (middle), and Change (bottom). Oooo, baby... I could definitely butt that bite!
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