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Post by -|E|- on Mar 14, 2006 22:41:59 GMT -5
Dutch: "We 've got dick..."
#roflao# #roflao# #roflao# #roflao#
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Post by chemikalman on Mar 14, 2006 22:56:45 GMT -5
... which is more than I can say for the victim.
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Post by penguinmafia on Mar 14, 2006 23:17:36 GMT -5
Vic to Kav: "Your ex wife's pussy tastes like sweet butter"
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Post by badcop187 on Mar 14, 2006 23:17:46 GMT -5
......And your ex wifes pussy tastes like sweet butter!
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Post by fanatic1950 on Mar 14, 2006 23:19:05 GMT -5
Sadie: "He made me come........twice"
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Post by badcop187 on Mar 14, 2006 23:29:17 GMT -5
loopy......maybe thats why they call it lupus?
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Post by -|E|- on Mar 14, 2006 23:44:11 GMT -5
What did Kern say when he called Shane, "Teeth" ?? "Shut up, Teeth." or something!!!! lol
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Post by Inside Man on Mar 15, 2006 1:13:37 GMT -5
Seeing as how it was a Kurt Sutter script, can I just submit the whole damn episode?
Vic to Kern: "It's a favor I have to do. Takin' mouth shit from MC Hasbeen, I don't."
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luvinlem
"He killed Kenny!" "You Bastard!"
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Post by luvinlem on Mar 15, 2006 1:49:08 GMT -5
My vote for tonight is:
Shane: "Hey! Where you been?" Vic: "Oh. I had an Ex wife thing."
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Post by Inside Man on Mar 15, 2006 7:11:33 GMT -5
Yeah luvinlem, that one made me chuckle, too.
Honorable mention:
Something about Billings' "With IAD bivuacked in my colon" line cracks me up, too. It sounds like something oldschool you'd hear on a 70s cop show.
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Post by badcop187 on Mar 15, 2006 7:43:23 GMT -5
Not very funny but I liked that TIna grabs the dick, and the first thing she says is "I didn't disturb the crime scene". well at least she knows she screws up.
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Post by shieldaddict on Mar 15, 2006 12:41:39 GMT -5
When Vic confronted Antwan the second time in prison to protect Lem:
Vic:"what about taking care of that LITTLE thing for you..."
get it? he took care of Kern "Little" unintentionally for Antwan
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Post by ricktheprick on Mar 15, 2006 12:58:39 GMT -5
When Kavanaugh went nuts with his "piss speech"
He's pissing all over you and your wiping it up! He's pissing, pissing all over you, he's pissing on me, and do you know what it tastes like to me, it tastes like piss!
It went something like that
Wow I didn't know someone could say piss so many times in a semi-intelligent conversation.
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Post by -|E|- on Mar 15, 2006 13:08:00 GMT -5
Kern (RIP) to Shane "Settle down, Teeth." lol
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Post by stovetop on Mar 15, 2006 16:21:34 GMT -5
Tina didnt grab the dick she grabbed the trap. She did not screw up.
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amber
I don't step aside...
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Post by amber on Mar 15, 2006 16:59:46 GMT -5
When Kern called Shane captain cracker. Also at the end when Shane, Ronnie and Lem were in the strip club and either Shane or Ronnie told Lem to take a long, hard look because he wouldn't be seeing that for a long time.
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Post by bobloblaw on Mar 15, 2006 17:25:01 GMT -5
Lem (to Kavanaugh): "I just cut a deal."
"Vic: "He'll get out before the blood rushes back to your face."
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Post by badman on Mar 16, 2006 2:14:14 GMT -5
I am surprised that no one here has listed Kav's freak out "pissing" speech.
I found that just an incredible moment in the episode.
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Post by Inside Man on Mar 16, 2006 8:27:47 GMT -5
For the record, Kavanaugh only said the word 'piss' 6 times in that scene. It felt like a whole bunch more.
badman, that scene was great great stuff by Whitaker. "What are we supposed to do? Lick it up?"
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Post by Capone on Mar 16, 2006 10:03:28 GMT -5
Dutch "So we have Dick. Unlike the victim"
Something like that....
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