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Post by Strike Team 4 Life on Apr 7, 2007 20:55:34 GMT -5
I got this idea from a facebook group I saw... there were many other people I could have added to the list but Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did!!! hahaha ;D
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Post by ISaidWhoaDangIt on Apr 8, 2007 10:51:26 GMT -5
"Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Churck Norris." "Chuck Norris could strangle you with a cordless phone."
I think I got an email with those in them. There were ones for Keifer Sutherland's Jack Bauer and Superman I think. Vic would work well in those too.
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Post by jray on Apr 9, 2007 17:19:30 GMT -5
Yeah...I think my favorite is this one...edited to reflect our favorite Shield Character
When Vic Mackey found out his daughter Cassidy lost her virginity, he found it and put it back in.
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Post by Nick Mills on Apr 9, 2007 19:22:05 GMT -5
All that would just be owned with;
"Your ex wife's pussy... tastes like sweet butter"
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Post by Strike Team 4 Life on Apr 9, 2007 19:34:56 GMT -5
Yeah...I think my favorite is this one...edited to reflect our favorite Shield Character When Vic Mackey found out his daughter Cassidy lost her virginity, he found it and put it back in. I had not heard that one before, edited to fit Vic into is great. I could totally see him doing that if someone "sucked on her tits" and "stick your dick in her". (First Episode)
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Post by ShootFirst on Apr 11, 2007 12:10:39 GMT -5
Vic Mackey doesn't ask, "Who's your daddy?" to anyone.......he knows what the answer is. Vic Mackey can lead a horse to water AND make him drink. Vic Mackey one shot down a place by making a gun sign with his hand and saying "Bang" As far as the comparison, some things are just better left alone.......afterall, we are talking about Vic and Chuck
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Post by JohnnyL on Apr 11, 2007 15:33:25 GMT -5
Chuck's tears may be able to cure cancer, but because Chuck doesn't cry, there's no cure for cancer......All Vic has to do on the other hand to cure cancer is drop the mag from his gun, keep one in the chamnber, and just look menacing.....I think the cancer would b esmart enough to leave on it's own after that.
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Post by danimal12483 on Apr 19, 2007 14:39:29 GMT -5
i voted for vic, he is the bigger bad ass, but in a one to one fight, i gotta say chuck would probably win
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Post by ShootFirst on Apr 19, 2007 15:48:25 GMT -5
Vic Mackey doesn't sleep.......he waits. Vic Mackey counted to infinity twice. Who would win in a fight between Darth Vader and Batman? Answer: Vic Mackey Forgot this link when I posted last but this has some really good ones on it. www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/
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Post by chemikalman on May 7, 2007 19:34:27 GMT -5
Well, shoot, I completely missed this thread when I posted the Chuck Norris things in the joke list thread (in the new "this 'n that" board).
I'll adopt my favorite one to Vic: Vic Mackey put the laughter in manslaughter.
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Post by ShootFirst on May 10, 2007 16:06:38 GMT -5
Well, shoot, I completely missed this thread when I posted the Chuck Norris things in the joke list thread (in the new "this 'n that" board). I'll adopt my favorite one to Vic: Vic Mackey put the laughter in manslaughter. Now THAT'S one I hadn't heard! Quite possibly in my top 5 favorites already. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by ISaidWhoaDangIt on May 10, 2007 21:49:50 GMT -5
They once made a Vic Mackey toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. Crop circles are Vic Mackey's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down. Vic Mackey knows where Carmen Sandiego is. (LOVED that show as a kid. Rockapella is one of my fav bands) There is no such thing as tornadoes. Vic Mackey just hates trailer parks. Vic once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a bitch. He proceeded to wrestle an alligator while talking to Danny about how Lee was doing. Withholding information from Vic Mackey is now classified as a suicide attempt. Superman wears Vic Mackey pajamas. It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Vic Mackey's milk. Oh you are so screwed. Some were taken from www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty All were edited to add in Vic's name.
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Post by mackey07 on Jul 6, 2007 22:40:21 GMT -5
They once made a Vic Mackey toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. Crop circles are Vic Mackey's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down. Vic Mackey knows where Carmen Sandiego is. (LOVED that show as a kid. Rockapella is one of my fav bands) There is no such thing as tornadoes. Vic Mackey just hates trailer parks. Vic once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a bitch. He proceeded to wrestle an alligator while talking to Danny about how Lee was doing. Withholding information from Vic Mackey is now classified as a suicide attempt. Superman wears Vic Mackey pajamas. It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Vic Mackey's milk. Oh you are so screwed. Some were taken from www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty All were edited to add in Vic's name. Here's your Vic Mackey toilet paper:
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Post by -|E|- on Jul 8, 2007 8:54:51 GMT -5
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Post by tsarina on Jul 17, 2007 22:08:59 GMT -5
Here's your Vic Mackey toilet paper: THAT is frikkin hilarious, man!!! Hilarious? It's straight f*cked up!!
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Post by darkflower on Aug 27, 2007 16:15:38 GMT -5
Vic Mackey doesn't sleep.......he waits. Ooh. That's gooood. I picked Vic. This comparison made me think of that scene from Raiders of the Lost Arc. Chuck can do all the fancy-pantsing he wants. Vic'll just shoot him and be done with the distraction.
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Post by misstriketeam on Mar 8, 2008 22:13:43 GMT -5
vic would kick chuck's ass! hes street tough and besides chuck is old now. And vic's still grilling peoples faces and stuff.
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