Post by -|E|- on Jun 20, 2006 5:44:39 GMT -5
Line 1.) 5:01 -
Shane - "Besides, I like my women tiny."
Tina - "So your dick fits better?"
Line 2.) 5:02 -
Vic - "You must be Doomsday. I'm Armageddon. Say hello to the hounds of hell"
Line 3.) 5:02 -
Vic - "The only words I want to hear out of your mouth are "Sí Señor"
Doomsday - "Suck my dick, Señor"
Line 4.) 5:02 -
Shane to Vic - "So, we cause a triple murder before breakfast, start a race war before dinner ... that's a pretty good day."
Line 5.) 5:03 -
Claudette to Dutch - "While you were reading faces, he was reading your package."
Line 6.) 5:03 -
Abuela to Vic (Tina translating from Spanish) - "I hope your syphilis-infected dick gets ripped off by rabid dogs and fed to your whore mother, and may she rot in hell." (Immediately followed by English) "I want to talk to an attorney."
Line 7.) 5:04 -
Tina - "Then he asked if he could smell my sweet spot."
Vic - "Even Shane stopped using that line!"
Line 8.) 5:05 -
Vic (gesturing two thumbs up) to Billings - "Hey, found these up your ass."
Line 9.) 5:06 -
Kasper to Vic, Shane - "Man, I get more black ass than a bus bench in Compton, ya heard."
Line 10.) 5:06 -
Kasper to Vic, Shane - "Taneisha's my go-to girl. She lets me tear her phat ass and sugar walls up anytime I want. White Ho's only around 'cause she swallows nut and I can take her home to mom's without any drama."
Line 11.) 5:07 -
Aceveda to Kav - "Right, I'm also the fifth Beatle."
Line 12.) 5:08 -
Vic to Lem - "Ah, nothin' like a large black man wearing a suit jumping into your van to maintain your cover."
Line 13.) 5:09 -
Vic - “Blood is thicker than bongwater.”
Line 14.) 5:09 -
Ronnie - “Shit, is he dead?”
Shane - “No. No, it’s just a damn good buzz.”
Line 15.) 5:10 -
Vic to Kav - "Let me remind you of a few things you seem to have forgotten: I didn't kill Terry, you've lost your leverage with Lem and your ex-wife's pussy ... tastes like sweet butter."
Line 16.) 5:10 -
Kav - "Tell me what he [Vic] did. Just tell me what happened. What'd he do?"
Sadie - "What'd he do? He made me cum; that's what he did."
Kav - "No, he didn't."
Sadie - "Oh, yeah. Twice."
Line 17.) 5:10 -
Kavanaugh - "VIC MACKEY KILLS COPS! HE ... HE DEALS DRUGS! HE BEATS SUSPECTS! You know what he did yesterday? He ... He screwed my ex wife, with the sole purpose of making this investigation seem like a personal vendetta. He may have ... assassinated a gang leader. And that's just all in one day! I wonder what he's going to do today! I wonder what he's going to do tomorrow! This guy ... this guy's just pissing ... he's pissing all over us! He's pissing on you ... wha ... what does it taste like? Chief, what does it taste like, 'cause it tastes like PISS to me!"
Line 18.) 5:11 -
Vic - "We have a little package we want to overnight to Mexico."
Aldo - "How big is it?"
Vic - "About 6'2""
Line 19.) 5:11 -
Spank to Dutch - "Every chick's got a hole in her heart and it's connected to the one between her legs. I just figure out how to fill it."
Line 20.) 5:11 -
Billings - "Wyms is even moving my desk where everyone can get a good gander of Caesar lying in a puddle of blood."
Dutch - "In this story you're Caesar?"
Line 21.) 5:11 -
Vic to Shane and Ronnie - "We're gonna find out who did this ... and we're gonna kill him."
Shane - "Besides, I like my women tiny."
Tina - "So your dick fits better?"
Line 2.) 5:02 -
Vic - "You must be Doomsday. I'm Armageddon. Say hello to the hounds of hell"
Line 3.) 5:02 -
Vic - "The only words I want to hear out of your mouth are "Sí Señor"
Doomsday - "Suck my dick, Señor"
Line 4.) 5:02 -
Shane to Vic - "So, we cause a triple murder before breakfast, start a race war before dinner ... that's a pretty good day."
Line 5.) 5:03 -
Claudette to Dutch - "While you were reading faces, he was reading your package."
Line 6.) 5:03 -
Abuela to Vic (Tina translating from Spanish) - "I hope your syphilis-infected dick gets ripped off by rabid dogs and fed to your whore mother, and may she rot in hell." (Immediately followed by English) "I want to talk to an attorney."
Line 7.) 5:04 -
Tina - "Then he asked if he could smell my sweet spot."
Vic - "Even Shane stopped using that line!"
Line 8.) 5:05 -
Vic (gesturing two thumbs up) to Billings - "Hey, found these up your ass."
Line 9.) 5:06 -
Kasper to Vic, Shane - "Man, I get more black ass than a bus bench in Compton, ya heard."
Line 10.) 5:06 -
Kasper to Vic, Shane - "Taneisha's my go-to girl. She lets me tear her phat ass and sugar walls up anytime I want. White Ho's only around 'cause she swallows nut and I can take her home to mom's without any drama."
Line 11.) 5:07 -
Aceveda to Kav - "Right, I'm also the fifth Beatle."
Line 12.) 5:08 -
Vic to Lem - "Ah, nothin' like a large black man wearing a suit jumping into your van to maintain your cover."
Line 13.) 5:09 -
Vic - “Blood is thicker than bongwater.”
Line 14.) 5:09 -
Ronnie - “Shit, is he dead?”
Shane - “No. No, it’s just a damn good buzz.”
Line 15.) 5:10 -
Vic to Kav - "Let me remind you of a few things you seem to have forgotten: I didn't kill Terry, you've lost your leverage with Lem and your ex-wife's pussy ... tastes like sweet butter."
Line 16.) 5:10 -
Kav - "Tell me what he [Vic] did. Just tell me what happened. What'd he do?"
Sadie - "What'd he do? He made me cum; that's what he did."
Kav - "No, he didn't."
Sadie - "Oh, yeah. Twice."
Line 17.) 5:10 -
Kavanaugh - "VIC MACKEY KILLS COPS! HE ... HE DEALS DRUGS! HE BEATS SUSPECTS! You know what he did yesterday? He ... He screwed my ex wife, with the sole purpose of making this investigation seem like a personal vendetta. He may have ... assassinated a gang leader. And that's just all in one day! I wonder what he's going to do today! I wonder what he's going to do tomorrow! This guy ... this guy's just pissing ... he's pissing all over us! He's pissing on you ... wha ... what does it taste like? Chief, what does it taste like, 'cause it tastes like PISS to me!"
Line 18.) 5:11 -
Vic - "We have a little package we want to overnight to Mexico."
Aldo - "How big is it?"
Vic - "About 6'2""
Line 19.) 5:11 -
Spank to Dutch - "Every chick's got a hole in her heart and it's connected to the one between her legs. I just figure out how to fill it."
Line 20.) 5:11 -
Billings - "Wyms is even moving my desk where everyone can get a good gander of Caesar lying in a puddle of blood."
Dutch - "In this story you're Caesar?"
Line 21.) 5:11 -
Vic to Shane and Ronnie - "We're gonna find out who did this ... and we're gonna kill him."