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Post by -|E|- on Mar 2, 2006 19:39:42 GMT -5
Thanks from chemikalman and me to EddieKaay, badcop187, and CHIKchick (CC) for the poll suggestions, and to everyone who posted their favorites!
VOTE!! And share your reasons.... ==================================================== 1 - Antwon to Kav: "What is it that you think I'm not gettin up in here? Pussy? I tore some of that shit up this morning. And I'm not talkin' 'bout the cell-mate kind." 2 - Antwon to Kav: "And bitches, they give up their buddies ... it's what makes them bitches." 3 - Vic to Kav: "You might wanna stand back. There's some real police work goin' on here." 4 - Kav to Vic: "I never authorized the use of a wire." Vic: "Well, I know how much YOU love them, I figured I'd try one for a change." 5 - Vic to Lem: "Ah, nothin' like a large black man wearing a suit jumping into your van to maintain your cover." 6 - Marcus: "How stupid do you think I am?" Vic: "Never ask a question you don't want the answer to." 7 - Dutch to Emanuel: "You seem to be unclear on the concept of parole, Emmanuel. See, we give you an early chance at freedom, you return the favor by not raping anyone." 8 - Kav in Barn: "No wonder these guys get away with murder; the captain is more concerned with the sandwich machine than he is with personnel." 9 - Vic to Kav: "This man saves your life and you show him your grattitude by offering him jail time?! It's no wonder you're IAD's MVP." 10 - Vic to Lem: "Sometimes you just gotta let the pussy go." 11 - Kav to Sadie: "Kill what, the soda bottle?" 12 - Kav to Sadie: "I'm sorry." Sadie to Kav: "You can shove sorry, right up there with the pop bottle."
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Post by Dead Armenian on Mar 2, 2006 19:42:57 GMT -5
This was a tough episode...not a lot of really witty, wild lines...but man, it was an intense episode all the way!
I am keeping to my practice of voting for that which makes Mrs. DA laugh, therefore, "real police work."
I personally liked "Not the cell mate kind".
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Post by axeman61 on Mar 2, 2006 19:51:05 GMT -5
I had to go with Cell Mate Kind.
That line had me laughing. I was tempted to go with "Big Black Man in a Suit" though.
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Post by badcop187 on Mar 2, 2006 22:39:25 GMT -5
I had to go with the large black man, almost went with let the pussy go. But the sarcasm in the van was overpowering on this pole.
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Post by dtpollitt on Mar 2, 2006 23:17:02 GMT -5
SANDWICH MACHINE!! Sums up Billins to a tee; damn it was a great line.
--Dan
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Post by Six Paul Eleven on Mar 3, 2006 10:37:55 GMT -5
Cell-mate kind got my vote - as soon as I heard it, knew that it'd be in the poll.
Large black man and pussy go were close seconds.
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Post by Inside Man on Mar 3, 2006 13:25:39 GMT -5
Had to go with the "Large Black Man" quote. "Cellmate kind (of pussy)" was a very close second.
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Post by -|E|- on Mar 3, 2006 13:33:57 GMT -5
Had to go with the "Large Black Man" quote. "Cellmate kind (of pussy)" was a very close second. Duuuuuude!! InsideStraight, Your sig banner has been kicking some serious ASS lately!! I'm loving it!! I still haven't decided on my fav. line... Large Black Man is one of the contenders, though. Maybe I'll watch 5:08 again tonight before I vote. I love the Friday night re-run! ;D edit: it's true; i have no life.
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Post by axeman61 on Mar 3, 2006 15:41:25 GMT -5
I'm not trying to scrap with the poll, but no one considered Antwon's line about Shane being a "Banjo-playing a**hole" for the list?
Man, Antwon really makes you realize the realness.
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Post by qb on Mar 3, 2006 16:08:11 GMT -5
I'm not trying to scrap with the poll, but no one considered Antwon's line about Shane being a "Banjo-playing a**hole" for the list? Man, Antwon really makes you realize the realness. I totally agree with you, Axeman! His line about "tearin' it up" was just stupid. Nothing clever about that one at all. But I'll forever think of Shane as the B.P.A. now.
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Post by -|E|- on Mar 3, 2006 17:00:40 GMT -5
If you want a particular line in the poll, please submit it to me or chemikalman via PM before Thursday each week. Well, for the 3 weeks we have left anyway. Aw man, now I'm pissed about the split season again. HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE??
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Post by chemikalman on Mar 3, 2006 18:03:48 GMT -5
I'm not trying to scrap with the poll, but no one considered Antwon's line about Shane being a "Banjo-playing a**hole" for the list? Man, Antwon really makes you realize the realness. I did consider that one, axeman, but it just seemed like there are too many lines with "a**hole" in them. Marcus' "How stupid do you think I am?" reminded me of a line from "I Love Lucy" (which deserves a nod in the Favorite Sitcom category, btw). Someone asked Lucy "What kind of fool do you think I am?!" to which she deadpanned "I don't know ... what kind are you?" I agree, DA, there weren't any real kneeslappers this week, but several of them made me chuckle. I liked Dutch's early chance at freedom, Vic's IAD MVP and Antwon's what makes bitches, but I finally had to go with Kav's "Kill what? The soda bottle?" ... the absurdity of that line in the middle of all the tension was great.
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Post by axeman61 on Mar 3, 2006 18:04:43 GMT -5
Hmm. That's understandable then. I totally agree with you, Axeman! His line about "tearin' it up" was just stupid. Nothing clever about that one at all. But I'll forever think of Shane as the B.P.A. now. Nice to see. I couldn't believe "B.P.A" had me laughing as hard as "Cell Mate" when it was just so quick. But "Cell Mate Kind" really wasn't good for you? I admit it wasn't good in terms of wit, but it itself and Antwon's delivery had a flavor of badass to it. Also, this Antwon line gets honorary mention, although it's not good enough to be in the poll. "So don't tell me you have officers stealing ghetto kids bicycles and taking their candy? Come on, say it ain't so, Joe."
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Post by Inside Man on Mar 3, 2006 18:57:30 GMT -5
Had to go with the "Large Black Man" quote. "Cellmate kind (of pussy)" was a very close second. Duuuuuude!! InsideStraight, Your sig banner has been kicking some serious ASS lately!! I'm loving it!! Hey thanks, E! Eddiekaay was actually the inspiration for these. Remember how he used to do the "What Eddiekaay is watching this week" on the Other Board? I always thought that was a cool idea, but I'm trying to put my own particular spin on it. Since January, I've been in television heaven, my 3 favorite shows are running most every week. Like I said somewhere else, when The Sopranos premieres, my head just might explode. It's almost a good thing The Wire isn't coming back until Fall, I'd never get anything done at home.
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Post by sparkle50 on Mar 3, 2006 20:05:56 GMT -5
I voted for "real police work" but it was a toss up between that and "figured I'd try one".
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Post by badcop187 on Mar 3, 2006 22:55:51 GMT -5
I completely missed the BPA line! I will have to go back and watch it. Damn sounds funny enough it should have made the poll. I will go back to see if it would have been worth voting for.
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Post by -|E|- on Mar 4, 2006 8:23:25 GMT -5
Hey all you ShieldRap type people!! If you think a certain line is worth voting on in the poll, SEND IT TO ME!! I'll make sure you're representin' .... We only have 3 more shows left until the long, bleak dry spell, so I'd like to encourage EVERYONE to submit their fav. lines from these last 3 eps!!! We all want Happy Rappie Staffies, right?? RIGHT?!Right.
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Post by eddiekaay on Mar 5, 2006 9:27:02 GMT -5
My vote's a write-in.
Dunn: (smiling) My Nigga-!
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Post by chemikalman on Mar 5, 2006 16:24:17 GMT -5
I loved the delivery of that line.
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Post by -|E|- on Mar 5, 2006 16:29:32 GMT -5
OK, I finally voted!! I went with Antwon's line, "And bitches..... they give up their buddies. It's what makes them bitches." !!! I laughed the hardest at that one during the Friday night rerun....
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