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Post by -|E|- on Feb 16, 2006 18:04:51 GMT -5
Thanks from chemikalman and me to EddieKaay for the poll suggestions; and to everyone who posted their favorites!
VOTE! And share your reasons....
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1. Dutch: "You gettin rid of that chair? The stuffing in this one is shot; my ass dies a daily death. "
2. Moni to Shane: "I didn't see nothin', I don't know nothin', I got nothin' to say except thank the most high my man's ok. (it rhymes, heh)
3. Ronnie to Moni: "You're a deep one." 4. Shane: "Payback's a bitch." Vic: "Yeah and Karma's a whore."
5. Billings to Tina [re: rat trap]: "Ouch! Meanwhile this IAD guy's got my nuts in a waffle iron." 6. Shane to Kasper: "And how long before you piss off the wrong Mandingo and he wastes your pasty wigger ass as reparations?" 7. Shane to Kasper: "Oh, c'mon man, this is just us glacier monkeys ...." 8. Kasper to Vic, Shane: "Man, I get more black ass than a bus bench in Compton, ya heard." 9. Vic to Kasper: "Hard to imagine you holdin' it down with some nubian mattress monster." 10. Kasper to Vic, Shane: "Taneisha's my go-to girl. She lets me tear her phat ass and sugar walls up anytime I want. White Ho's only around 'cause she swallows nut and I can take her home to mom's without any drama."
11. Shane: Word.
12. Shane to Vic: "Moni gave up our friendly ghost." 13. Claudette to Kleavon: "They were all somebody's blood, Kleavon."
14. Cassidy: "Daddy, what the hell is going on?" Vic: "Don't talk like that..."
15. Cassidy: What’s 187 mean? Vic: It mean’s Daddy’s gonna find you a ride.
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Post by chemikalman on Feb 16, 2006 18:32:01 GMT -5
I had to vote for Kasper's line about phat ass and sugar walls (and she did have a phat ass, didn't she?). That first part was just totally over the top ... and then he finishes by talking about taking his white Ho to mom's! That was the clincher. Oh, and I can sure relate to not wanting the drama.
If I could vote twice, I'd have to give the other vote to Kasper, too ... more black ass than a bus bench in Compton. #roflao#
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Post by badcop187 on Feb 16, 2006 18:52:00 GMT -5
I had to go with glacier monkeys
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Post by icy on Feb 16, 2006 21:00:40 GMT -5
We all know Shane is a little bit racist. For him to have to put up with a young white boy acting black really was driving him crazy. It was just about all he could take to not rip the kids head off with his pearly whites. Just the way he said the word, "WORD" made me choke up. I found it highly amusing. That is why it gets my vote.
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Post by dtpollitt on Feb 17, 2006 0:54:27 GMT -5
Thanks from chemikalman and me to EddieKaay for the poll suggestions; and to everyone who posted their favorites!
VOTE! And share your reasons.... 8. Kasper to Vic, Shane: "Man, I get more black ass than a bus bench in Compton, ya heard." First, I voted for number 8, Kasper was mad dope, yo, in this episode. HOWEVER, my most favorite quote of the night WAS NOT INCLUDED HERE!! Dutch, to Claudette: "THERE IS BUZZ!!!!" I stopped the DVR and had to wipe up the beer off my chest after I heard that. Is anyone more full of himself than the Dutch Man? --Dan
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Post by eddiekaay on Feb 17, 2006 2:48:14 GMT -5
Yeah... that would be a Coucilman named David.
I vote for the bus bench line -- any line that I repeat to my friends over and over gets the push for posterity.
Runner-up for total smoothness: "What's 187 mean?"
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Post by Dead Armenian on Feb 19, 2006 15:31:38 GMT -5
Compton Bus Bench was the wittiest line and got my vote, but it was hard to top Shane's delivery of "Word" and I almost voted for that. Walton Goggins continues to amaze me. He brings all kinds of great stuff out of what could be a very one-dimensional role. He's way more than just those pearly whites!
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Post by axeman61 on Feb 20, 2006 2:17:45 GMT -5
I had to go with the line about why Kasper's girl is around (Phat ass...). The whole ep that night had a lot of one liners I was noticing, but that line was the KO punch with me.
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Post by ingmar on Feb 22, 2006 17:36:36 GMT -5
Shane to Kasper: "You need to check your color, Honky"
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Post by Inside Man on Feb 22, 2006 22:20:02 GMT -5
Bus bench, mos def.
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Post by danimal12483 on Apr 23, 2007 14:13:28 GMT -5
bus bench was funny as shit
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Post by Strike Team 4 Life on Apr 23, 2007 14:53:55 GMT -5
8 was the funniest line that guy said, overall he was the Quoter on the Episode!!!
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Post by misstriketeam on Mar 8, 2008 22:22:32 GMT -5
whats a glacier monkey?
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