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Post by F*ckernando on Nov 25, 2008 21:16:00 GMT -5
there's no time to guess anymore..
THE END IS HERE!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA!
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Post by -|E|- on Nov 25, 2008 21:16:20 GMT -5
0 Days, 0 Hours, 44 Minutes, 39 Seconds until 7:13 Family Meeting!
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Post by thefistofvic on Nov 25, 2008 21:16:54 GMT -5
A little joke to pass the final hour.
Vic Mackey dies and goes to hell. At the fiery gates, he's greeted by Satan. Satan asks him why he looks so sad.
Vic: If you did all the things I did, then died and went to Hell, you'd be sad too.
Satan: I think you have the wrong idea. It's fun down here. You like to drink?
Vic: Yeah, I like to drink. Why?
Satan: You're going to love Mondays then. We have all the best booze you want and you can drink to your heart's content.
Vic: That sounds pretty good.
Satan: Do you smoke?
Vic: Damn right. I like cigars.
Satan: You're going to love Tuesdays then. We have all the finest cigars from all over the world. Plus, you're already dead so you don't have to worry about cancer. Smoke 'em if ya got 'em all day and night!
Vic: Kick ass!
Satan: You like gambling?
Vic: Hell yeah!
Satan: Wednesdays that's all we do. Every type of gaming you can imagine for hours on end.
Vic: Sounds great!
Satan: You like getting stoned?
Vic: Well, I suppose it doesn't matter now. Sure!
Satan: Thursday is drug day - everything you can imagine. Pot, crack, heroin, meth - you can try it all. And you're already dead, so you don't have to worry about overdosing.
Vic: Awesome! I never thought Hell could be so fun!
Satan: So, are you gay?
Vic: Hell no!
Satan: Oooooh, you're not going to like Fridays then.
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Post by F*ckernando on Nov 25, 2008 21:19:32 GMT -5
hahaaha....
HEY.....THAT'S A SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAN HIM!!!!!!!
VIC GOES TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
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Post by Lemonhead on Nov 25, 2008 21:20:09 GMT -5
Another person who recognizes Appetite as the ONLY good GNR album! I knew you were cool, 'Nando, but now you've reached a new stratosphere of excellence!
Anyway, just 40 minutes to go... I'm going to get ready for the finale! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Post by thefistofvic on Nov 25, 2008 21:21:09 GMT -5
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Post by F*ckernando on Nov 25, 2008 21:23:09 GMT -5
Another person who recognizes Appetite as the ONLY good GNR album! I knew you were cool, 'Nando, but now you've reached a new stratosphere of excellence! Anyway, just 40 minutes to go... I'm going to get ready for the finale! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! haha...YEEA....the only good thing gnr did EVER yeea... I AM f**kin DESPERATE!!! hey lemon...family meetin' for CERTAIN will kick the ass of post-partum YEEA.. so the winner is FAMILY HAHAHA
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Post by thefistofvic on Nov 25, 2008 21:31:55 GMT -5
Oh wait, wrong show.
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Post by chemikalman on Nov 25, 2008 21:32:14 GMT -5
I don't know about the rest of you, but I feel like my last meal is coming up. You know, the one before the gurney and the needle. (
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Post by thefistofvic on Nov 25, 2008 21:35:00 GMT -5
Great way to put it. My stomache's in a knot.
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Post by F*ckernando on Nov 25, 2008 21:36:23 GMT -5
I don't know about the rest of you, but I feel like my last meal is coming up. You know, the one before the gurney and the needle. ( yea...I feel that...I am scared of HEART ATTACKS...LIVER ATTACKS... f**kin SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTIONS....I HAVE TO STAY ALIVE FOR 5 MORE f**kin HOURS!! YEA
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Post by thefistofvic on Nov 25, 2008 21:38:08 GMT -5
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Post by F*ckernando on Nov 25, 2008 21:41:31 GMT -5
ARE YOU ALL READY EH? ? 19 f**kin MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by cuffs on Nov 25, 2008 21:42:40 GMT -5
Some of you are very close to that terrible moment when the end begins. I have a little longer to go.
I guess what I am feeling now is FEAR. Fear that Vic will die, that the ending will crush us... something horrible like Lem getting killed. I could hardly bear that one!
But worse yet, that the ending disappoints us!! What if Shaun doesn't live up to the build up?? What if he leaves us hanging somehow?? What if the ending is ridiculous? What if.... What if!!! Shaun, your fans are trusting in you like never before.
I'm breaking open the champagne right now. Yeah, I got some to toast the finale. I may end up guzzling it down before the finale even starts. If so, it'll just have to be a beer.
I took tomorrow off, btw. I am going to have to sleep all of this off.
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Post by thefistofvic on Nov 25, 2008 21:43:08 GMT -5
Got my munchies, drink and cigarettes handy. I'm f'n ready!!! I have the feeling they are going to open up the show with something to kick our ass right out of the gate to set the tone.
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Post by noir on Nov 25, 2008 21:44:08 GMT -5
palms sweaty. pulse quickening. is there a way to make this go in slow motion?
YEEEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!*
*nod to f*ckernando
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Post by F*ckernando on Nov 25, 2008 21:44:38 GMT -5
But worse yet, that the ending disappoints us?? What if Shaun doesn't live up to the build up?? What if he leaves us hanging somehow?? What if the ending is ridiculous? What if.... What if!!! Shaun, your fans are trusting in you like never before. I CAN PUT MY SOUL ON THE LINE.... NO FUUCKIN WAY THAT'S GOIN TO HAPPEN!! yeea 0 % chance........this is goin to be THE MOST SHOCKING ENDING OF ALL THE AMERICAN SHOWS EVER....yea..... I am confident 100% on that
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Post by cuffs on Nov 25, 2008 21:44:56 GMT -5
Ok, I am opening the BEER now. I've got to pop the cork on the champagne when the finale starts and just toast it as we go. That kind of excellence comes along once in a lifetime, after all.
Soon, I will disappear so I can do my own countdown. Then, when I finally see the ending, I will come back here to mourn.
What a different world it will be.
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Post by chemikalman on Nov 25, 2008 21:48:34 GMT -5
But worse yet, that the ending disappoints us?? What if Shaun doesn't live up to the build up?? What if he leaves us hanging somehow?? What if the ending is ridiculous? What if.... What if!!! Shaun, your fans are trusting in you like never before.You can trust me on this one, hon, there ain't gonna be a fizzle ending! Nuh uh ... no way, Renee! If I'm wrong I'll order a TSR T-shirt and send it to you.
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Post by dtpollitt on Nov 25, 2008 21:50:13 GMT -5
WHY IS NO ONE IN THE CHAT ROOM
GODDAMNIT
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