Post by -|E|- on Jan 12, 2006 19:21:37 GMT -5
Thanks to everyone who contributed suggestions; icy, Dead Armenian, and badcop187. This episode was FULL of great quotes... Chemikalman and I made the final decisions on which lines would be entered in the poll.
Please vote and share your reason/s!
1.Ronnie - "Who hit me?"
Vic replies, "Jesus Christ?"
2. Danny to squad: "Hey ... hey, c'mon. I'm hormonal and I expedite your paychecks so let's move it!"
3. Vic to Asst. Chief Phillips: "If this about me hosin' down those kids, I'd rather have 'em pissed off and wet than dead and dry."
4. Vic to Phillips: it's some suit makin a judgement call."
5. Lorenzo's mother: "What are you doing, what are you doing ... why are you arresting him!?" Vic: "He ran a stop sign."
6. Vic to Lorenzo: I'm guessing you didn't download the death photo with your ring tones."
7. Shane to Ronnie: "not me, brother, I'm married. that means no stickin, just lickin."
8. Vic to Lorenzo: "Mommy can't help you ... now, grow a dick, and tell the truth."
9. Tina to Danny: "Who says you gotta look like Janet Reno, right?"
10. Vic - "Where do you live?"
Funeral Home Guy - "Culver City."
Shane - "You'd better learn to coordinate your colors there, Westside."
11. Claudette - "Preserving the scene is 'Training Officer 101.' That's how...."
Julien - "...how murderers go free."
12. Dutch - "I am mature and distinguished. A lot of young women appreciate that."
Claudette - "You really ought to cut back on the porn."
13. Dutch - "This shooting related to our stabbing or was this just for extra credit?"
Claudette - "Either way, he's not graduating."
14. Suspect - "I didn't hurt nobody!"
Shane - "Yeah, what do you use this [tazer] for, huh? Toasting Pop Tarts?"
15. Vic - "You breakin up with me Roy?"
16. Vic - "I'll walk out the front door on my own before I let someone push me out the back."
17. Kid - "Why you keep sayin that?"
Dutch - "Cuz the truth rolls comfortably off my tongue."
18. Shane - "Besides, I like my women tiny."
Tina - "So your dick fits better?"
19. Store Manager - "You talkin straight about keepin my place safe?"
Vic - "I got a badge, don't I?"
20. Vic - "Hey - anybody, any color, hits this store, I will beat them half dead and plant enough shit on them to send them away for a ten-stretch."
21. Tina - Did I do something to piss you off?"
Danny - "You know what - you have a job sweetheart, alright? Take it seriously. You're a cop, not a Kelly Girl."
22. Danny to Billings: "The parents want to talk to the captain."
Billings: "And I want more hair..."
Please vote and share your reason/s!
1.Ronnie - "Who hit me?"
Vic replies, "Jesus Christ?"
2. Danny to squad: "Hey ... hey, c'mon. I'm hormonal and I expedite your paychecks so let's move it!"
3. Vic to Asst. Chief Phillips: "If this about me hosin' down those kids, I'd rather have 'em pissed off and wet than dead and dry."
4. Vic to Phillips: it's some suit makin a judgement call."
5. Lorenzo's mother: "What are you doing, what are you doing ... why are you arresting him!?" Vic: "He ran a stop sign."
6. Vic to Lorenzo: I'm guessing you didn't download the death photo with your ring tones."
7. Shane to Ronnie: "not me, brother, I'm married. that means no stickin, just lickin."
8. Vic to Lorenzo: "Mommy can't help you ... now, grow a dick, and tell the truth."
9. Tina to Danny: "Who says you gotta look like Janet Reno, right?"
10. Vic - "Where do you live?"
Funeral Home Guy - "Culver City."
Shane - "You'd better learn to coordinate your colors there, Westside."
11. Claudette - "Preserving the scene is 'Training Officer 101.' That's how...."
Julien - "...how murderers go free."
12. Dutch - "I am mature and distinguished. A lot of young women appreciate that."
Claudette - "You really ought to cut back on the porn."
13. Dutch - "This shooting related to our stabbing or was this just for extra credit?"
Claudette - "Either way, he's not graduating."
14. Suspect - "I didn't hurt nobody!"
Shane - "Yeah, what do you use this [tazer] for, huh? Toasting Pop Tarts?"
15. Vic - "You breakin up with me Roy?"
16. Vic - "I'll walk out the front door on my own before I let someone push me out the back."
17. Kid - "Why you keep sayin that?"
Dutch - "Cuz the truth rolls comfortably off my tongue."
18. Shane - "Besides, I like my women tiny."
Tina - "So your dick fits better?"
19. Store Manager - "You talkin straight about keepin my place safe?"
Vic - "I got a badge, don't I?"
20. Vic - "Hey - anybody, any color, hits this store, I will beat them half dead and plant enough shit on them to send them away for a ten-stretch."
21. Tina - Did I do something to piss you off?"
Danny - "You know what - you have a job sweetheart, alright? Take it seriously. You're a cop, not a Kelly Girl."
22. Danny to Billings: "The parents want to talk to the captain."
Billings: "And I want more hair..."